Omega: Some notes on Sexual Hygiene

I seriously don't understand whether people simply didnt learn how to clean and maintain their own genitalia, or if they are embarrassed to do such in the privacy of their own showers, but this needs to be addressed.

First off, aesthetically, trim/shave at least SOME of one's pubic hair. This goes to both men and women.

To any women who say "I dont like shaving because it makes me feel like a little girl" Thats fine, have your stylistic choice, but one's pubic hair is not at all attractive when it's overgrown into the hip and leg region.

And men as well: For fucks sake, you're probably hairy enough as it is. It's not attractive, or rugged, it's just unkept and gross. Now, Im not saying everyone needs to shave everything off, (though its my personal preference) I understand different people have tastes, but men's pubic hair can really get out of hand, and look ridiculous. My suggestion would be to take small clippers and trim the hair around your pubic area to at least half of its current length. Doing such wont make that big of a difference besides show off more of the actual penis. (Arguably the only attractive thing down there) Also, girls notice those few rogue hairs growing along your shaft men, and its gross and creepy. It's not hard to shave those off, or take the pain like a man and pluck them out with tweezers.

More to the nuts and bolts though, to uncircumsized men: What the fuck? pull that skin back, take some soap and clean that out. DAILY. And dry THOUROUGHLY, everyday. Maybe even twice a day. Middle of the day, taking a leak, roll up some Toilet paper and dab that little guy.

And women: Theres tons of articles an magazines on the subject about a woman's odor down there and how it's "a natural germ-garden" that keeps out infections and such, and that the acidity keeps you from all sorts of problems, but to any sexually active women: just because cum drips out of you does not mean ALL the cum has dripped out of you, and you should be in the shower with a finger perhaps cleaning that out. Im not saying to douche, because that's invasive and I get that, but take a removeable showerhead, and your good hand, and take care of that. A guy who's been sleeping with you regularly will notice that your smell has changed during sex. Thats because the cum from last time changed the bacteria in there from last time and thus produces a different smell.

Anyway. I don't think sex isn't without its primitive charm, and I don't think penis should smell like old spice or a pooglie will smell like a rose bouquet, but we are humans, and the whole "au natural" thing is a bullshit excuse for laziness.

So lets take pride in our bodies, especially the fun sexual parts. They often end up being our best representatives and you're in denial if you don't think people judge you by them.

-Omega out.

"Smeg is dick cheese?" -Bewildered mother on a sex advice Forum.