I, Alpha, lie here a broken man. The ice cream truck has officially cockblocked me. As my girlfriend ran out of my room to buy ice cream, I thought to myself, "Where did I go wrong?"
She came back and hope sparked into me. She then demanded money. My heart sank. She ran out again.
She came back once more. My heart destroyed. She said "fuck the Ice Cream Man". She subsequently tackled me.
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