I have a favorite song that I lie about because it's meant for girls. I'm the guy who'll laugh hardest at inappropriate times, only because I'm so uncomfortable with myself. Try very very hard to keep what I say in order, since i rarely do it myself. If I'm really really tired, my imagination, emotional stability, sanity might be a little less than okay to be around. I'm really good at hiding it. I talk to my dog. My dog talks back. I tell everyone I'm a nerd, but really i feel safer with a plastic army watching over me as I sleep. I feel really close to a person than when I'm sitting with them playing videogames or watching a series on my computer. Don't let people know that. I'm a music snob, even if I try not to be. I DO like that i dont need a survey to do this, though I'm doing it because I'm tired.
I love being Omega.
BESIDES THAT: Zombie Apocaplyse, I'm going to do whats necessary, even if its unpopular. If you're going to follow me, you're going to agree and believe the following:
You are not going to be a zombie.
You ARE going to fight to the death.
Contamination of a limb will result in the loss of said limb. (bit to the arm means a hatchet to the next joint up.)
Traps loaded with bait will be used if necessary.
Hair will be cut, clothes will be standardized, and weaponry will be assigned.
Any and all evasion tactics will be used. (track blazing. bleach baths, and if necessary corpse decoys)
All human survivors are to be preserved. All zombies dealt with, no exceptions.
Until your worth is shown, ranged weapons are kept for those better suited for it.
You're going to eat what's given to you, without questions, and you're going to finish it.
Survival is rarely pleasant. But it's better than being the living dead.
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I'm going to use your scenario of a revolution, because I think peoples' obsession with a zombie apocalypse is somewhat juvenile and sad, and I know you only used it because you wanted to represent complete chaos, not because you, like so many others, are driven by some crazy sense of "cool nerdiness", which obviously entails being "bisexual" and having a love of zombies which one cannot fully explain. No one thinks about a revolution...except for you. I think it's because it's far too real for those who want to believe that something crazy will happen, but are too weak minded to actually have a truthful plan for it. All those "cool nerds" would die if there were a revolution, and it's because they don't have any sense of reality.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, if there were to be a revolution, I know that I would probably not be anyone's leader. This is mostly due to my rather slight stature, as I know I wouldn't follow someone that looked small enough to literally pick up and throw across the street. So I would have to settle with following someone else...closely; because we all know that I don't trust a damn soul. Because my skills lie in my head, most people wouldn't trust me, especially if I ended up in a group full of retards who think it's the intellectuals that have caused this heartache in their lives. Now, if you truly believe that you are able to, and will be able to for a long time, be a leader during this revolution (or other some such chaotic event), then, at present, you would have my full trust, if not because I know that with you, at least I wouldn't be shot...right away. Though, the sneaky Asian would have to go...considering the fact that, in my scenario, there would be no zombies, and so her vast imagination and "knowledge" on the subject would be useless. And even if it were a zombie apocalypse, I'm pretty sure she would rather BE a zombie than follow rational orders of any kind.
I'm not really sure what the point of this was...but there you are, it's all yours now. I feel like comments are kind of like having your soul eaten. You now control everything that I was thinking about for the last 10 minutes or so...congrats!
Alpha: 2 Zombies, 1 Cup!
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