Alpha is Down. Omega Has Risen.

I've discussed with a good friend of mine this late night all the in's and out's of these sexual escapades we call our late-teen to college years. I'm definitely an "outlier" by many standards, but I think theres a lot about sex that people aren't discussing.

To get a quick summary, you shouldn't do anything you want to do sexually. You should be calm, communicate openly, and have the sex you want to have without forcing anyone else to do anything they don't want to do. This is a fantastic general rule that does a moderately good job of getting the point of what sex is across.

The other big point is to Be relaxed and do what you want. To a lesser degree I think, the message is indeed "Keep an open mind" and quieter still is the "Don't knock it till you've tried it" banner-wavers. But I, Omega, am not satisfied with any of that advice wholesale nor piecemeal; and have decided to add my own two cents into the fray.

I pose the following to the reader: Have you ever watched weird porn for the sake of weird porn? I don't mean something bland like "Pirates" or as off the deep end as "Two Girls, One Cup." (Apologies to those that find either of those erotic and kudos to those who find both erotic) I mean, how many times are you "curious" enough to try to not only watch but ENJOY the porn? (Enjoy See: Masturbate to)

This is personal experience, and that doesnt account for much, but save for two very particular sexual deviations, most of what i enjoy that strays off the beaten path has come about from sexual exploration. Yes, hours upon hours of watching porn. Most of that time trying to find the eroticism that other people see in it.

Whats the fun in "trying something" just so you end up not liking it? From my experience, lots of people "try new things (sexually)" much in the way that Post Civil War south tried out life without slavery. They feel compelled to say they're trying, but you totally know they'd go back to familiar territory if given the chance.

My advice is: try to enjoy more stuff sexually. Stick stuff up your butt, touch yourself to strange naughty exciting things. Sock fetish? for sure. Pierced nipples on guys? why not? midget porn? You sick fuck. enjoy. If you're older than 19 and you haven't had each of your orifices sexually explored, you're lazy. I'm constantly surprised by how many people leave themselves unmolested.

It's 5:30 am. I really need to get out of this habit. I'm watching VH1, my rant will turn away from sexuality towards my hatred for Owl City. Indeed the spring from which my hatred flows is located down in the Everdeep. The pressure and dimensions my hatred may shift into are unpredictable yet also unmistakable. The lyrics of Owl City are almost satirical. He synthesizes far too much for my liking, but the song fireflies is honestly more parody than song. "Its hard to say I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep because my dreams are literally bursting at the seams"? It's mundane. Especially when things like Pandora and other music providers list it as in league with Postal Service or Bloc Party or Imogen Heap. Fuck my life. It's childish by comparison.

In other news. When i get back into the swing of things, I'll be trying my hand at a Webcomic. Yes it will suck, but maybe it can kickstart this site back into generating some traffic. Also, the attempt at a back and forth Post structure for this Blog is henceforth abolished. I, Omega, will post unabashed from now on whether Alpha keeps up or not.

(Honestly, he's probably just forgotten.)

"It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else."
— John Waters