Omega: Some notes on Sexual Hygiene

I seriously don't understand whether people simply didnt learn how to clean and maintain their own genitalia, or if they are embarrassed to do such in the privacy of their own showers, but this needs to be addressed.

First off, aesthetically, trim/shave at least SOME of one's pubic hair. This goes to both men and women.

To any women who say "I dont like shaving because it makes me feel like a little girl" Thats fine, have your stylistic choice, but one's pubic hair is not at all attractive when it's overgrown into the hip and leg region.

And men as well: For fucks sake, you're probably hairy enough as it is. It's not attractive, or rugged, it's just unkept and gross. Now, Im not saying everyone needs to shave everything off, (though its my personal preference) I understand different people have tastes, but men's pubic hair can really get out of hand, and look ridiculous. My suggestion would be to take small clippers and trim the hair around your pubic area to at least half of its current length. Doing such wont make that big of a difference besides show off more of the actual penis. (Arguably the only attractive thing down there) Also, girls notice those few rogue hairs growing along your shaft men, and its gross and creepy. It's not hard to shave those off, or take the pain like a man and pluck them out with tweezers.

More to the nuts and bolts though, to uncircumsized men: What the fuck? pull that skin back, take some soap and clean that out. DAILY. And dry THOUROUGHLY, everyday. Maybe even twice a day. Middle of the day, taking a leak, roll up some Toilet paper and dab that little guy.

And women: Theres tons of articles an magazines on the subject about a woman's odor down there and how it's "a natural germ-garden" that keeps out infections and such, and that the acidity keeps you from all sorts of problems, but to any sexually active women: just because cum drips out of you does not mean ALL the cum has dripped out of you, and you should be in the shower with a finger perhaps cleaning that out. Im not saying to douche, because that's invasive and I get that, but take a removeable showerhead, and your good hand, and take care of that. A guy who's been sleeping with you regularly will notice that your smell has changed during sex. Thats because the cum from last time changed the bacteria in there from last time and thus produces a different smell.

Anyway. I don't think sex isn't without its primitive charm, and I don't think penis should smell like old spice or a pooglie will smell like a rose bouquet, but we are humans, and the whole "au natural" thing is a bullshit excuse for laziness.

So lets take pride in our bodies, especially the fun sexual parts. They often end up being our best representatives and you're in denial if you don't think people judge you by them.

-Omega out.

"Smeg is dick cheese?" -Bewildered mother on a sex advice Forum.

A quickie

Just to get this in, fuck you Omega. New post will come later this week.

The Omega hurdle.

I'm an olympic athlete that cannot remember to drive to a race.

I'm the black belt that didn't get enough sleep to win a fight.

I'm a genius that cannot stay focused enough to write a coherent thesis.


Theres nothing I can't do academically. I excel conceptually and structurally whenever I remember to attend class. Which is fundamentally the most difficult thing to deal with. It's dreadful, and I'm constantly stumbling through because of what a uniquely retarded habit I have of skipping class. It's a big mis-step though, and what I find most troubling is the constant brain melting mush that passes for education here.

And I've found the root of it: So many people here do not choose their words carefully enough. They rely on apathy/contextual understanding to get their points across when their points are riddled with loosely installed words that don't adequately describe the real point. For example: I'm in a politial science course, and they're discussing the "Jihadism vs The McWorld" And I start refuting the terms. What do they really mean by that? Is the world so black and white that everyone either is the soulless corporate whore under the Mcdonalds whore or the Islamist Terrorist? Well no no, they assure me, but I should understand what they MEAN.

But that's not my job, its their job to define their terms and use adequate terminology to get to an actual discussion. All too often this happens in classes:

Professor: What do you guys think? Is democracy really a fundamental right?
Kid1: I think so, I think everyone should have a right to vote in their governments.
Kid2: But if you have no food in your stomach, what does a vote do for you?
Kid3: I don't really think its a fundamental right, those are to be free or live.
etc. etc. etc.
Professor: *chiming in on another kids blatantly biased, unfounded, retardedly useless opinion* well then blah blah fucking blah I use my phD to cut down an easy, off the cuff idea by someone who hasn't been trained to think logically on their feet.

Looking back, the problem was only compounded in Highschool, since there was never ANY moderator. The educational system is so much more of a "all ideas are good ideas" bullshit place and a Socratic method of "are you SURE you even know anything"?

And I love the Socratic method, but there's nothing more dickish than using it to exemplify everyone's ignorance. Why? Because we all fail the test eventually; we're all ignorant of so much, but at least you can see where and how far some people have thought about their opinions. It cuts down those that have little more than penny for a pound opinions.

Anyway. If anyone ever reads this and takes heed. Don't fret, it's not really people's lack of intelligence, its just a lack of upper guidance. Classes are random assortments of people, and without a certain amount of steering it becomes a mess of gibberish and useless tangential comments during discussion. That's the professor/teacher's fault for maybe not really understanding it themselves.

And that's why I skip class so much. But fuck, it hurts me either way. My soul if I go, my degree if I don't go. Bloody Hell.

Alpha Alpha Alpha

The title reminds me of a fraternity or sorority, so that's what I'm going to write about. I don't like the idea of fraternities and sororities. I mean, I understand the perks of being in one, but look how retarded you look. You're perpetuating the idea that clicks are okay in college. College is about meeting several different types of people and interacting with different minded people. It is a place to improve your view by sharing your thoughts with different people. It is NOT a place to hide within a circle of like minded fools that will think the same as you. I have nothing against those who start or join a frat or sorority for networking benefits, but those who do it for parties and fun.

But speaking of networking, it shouldn't have to come down to that. We shouldn't have to join frats or sororities for their networking advantages. I mean, we should be able to meet and greet individuals on our own. There are some people that have no social skills, and should suffer because of that.

I have two 4 midterms next week, so I'm making this short and taking a short hiatus. After them, I'll tell you about the paper-on-man rape.

Ares Rising: Omega Returns

So here we are. Omega gets his vacation finally. Well, sort of vacation. I'm constantly surprised when I speak with people about the faith they have in society. People in my opinion are far too limited to trusting their own personal experience. "Because I've never witnessed crime happening nor have I ever had my personal life endangered, the law must therefore be working, and criminal behavior is for the most part thwarted."

It's total bullshit. You should rest assured, if there appears to be no criminal behavior in your area of experience, its more likely true that the criminals among you are good enough that they've never been caught.

In other news, I am incredibly pleased to be spending time with a wonderful girl. She's like-minded in certain ideas, but came to those conclusions using a completely different logic and its incredibly refreshing. I'm smitten. And thus a grand experiment is about to unfold. Until recently, I had been tweaking my body image to be thinner than my natural average. However, now that I am in "impress female" mode, we'll see what I can do.

Current Height: 5'11 Weight: 140lbs. (this is coming down from my last summer high of 162lbs, when I had been swimming and running regularly.)

My goal is to get up to 150 about, and I have until April 2nd to do it. Fighting fit as they say, and I'll tell you if this modification pleases the women-folk. Besides that, if I hit my target weight, I'll post my exercise regimen, because 10 lbs in 7 days will be an impressive feat for someone of my body shape.

Omega Out. And in. and out. and in again, and out again.

"If the thought of something makes you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume that you are not allowed to do it." -Something my mother told me. (It was in Church, guess what I decided to believe.)

Alpha in late; bouncing back

Omega is making me write shit down for this post. I’m in class and I would like to pay attention, but noooo.

(8:58:18 AM) Omega: write in that FUCKING blog
(8:58:30 AM) Alpha: Hey
(8:58:32 AM) Alpha: Fuck you
(8:58:34 AM) Alpha: How about that?
(8:58:36 AM) Alpha: You like that?
(8:58:40 AM) Alpha: Here, have another
(8:58:41 AM) Omega: no fuck you
(8:58:41 AM) Alpha: Fuck you
(8:58:49 AM) Omega: lazy fuck
(8:59:11 AM) Omega: Im gonna post as you, and tell the people the truth about alpha, "I'm a lazy fucking cocksucker"
(8:59:33 AM) Omega: hows that gonna feel?
(8:59:45 AM) Alpha: Is that really what our blog is going to become?

So here I am. I’m going to write about what I think of Omega’s last post. Fuck retarded women. My ex-girlfriend fucked me up badly. She turned me from an idealist, helpless romantic to a realistic douche bag. Finally, when she more or less forced me to get rid of her, I attempted to be single for a while. I worked on my school work. I worked on my extracurricular activities. I enjoyed life. But as I became lonely, I attempted to court women. Here came a big problem. I bend over backwards for women. When I like a woman, I will do what I can for them. But this is the problem. Women are idiots. They don’t realize it. They find a nice guy that is better than the others, but they will never date them. This pushes us away. I hate being taken advantage of, and women seem to love to do it.

I was nice to this one girl whom I liked for a while, but she ended up not being able to drop the douche bag she was with. Here’s the kicker: she knows I’m better than he is. She knows this. She even said she would drop him, but never did it. But she keeps me around to do her favors. Fucked up? I think so.

Another example is this one girl who no longer talks to me. I was cordial with her. I liked her. I tried to date her, but she never put down those insecurities that prevented it. I talked with her about these insecurities, and she now no longer talks to me. Do I know exactly why she stopped talking to me? Nope. She just started to ignore me. She’s supposed to be more mature than me. What the Hell is this shit?

So I had an experiment going a bit ago. I was a complete asshole to her. She still called back for more. The problem is, I never made a move. She’s a whore anyway, so I’m glad I never did. But it turns out, if I’m an asshole, I tend to get a female’s attention more so than if I’m a good guy.

Ask any woman what type of guy they are looking for. They will tell you that they want a nice guy. I’ve done this before. Then I looked them in the eyes and say “I’m a nice guy, would you like to watch a movie with me?”. Their answer: You’re a great guy, Alpha, but you’re too much of a friend.

Luckily, I played all of my cards right in my final attempt of getting a girlfriend. She’s an awesome girlfriend, so please don’t think I’m bitter. I’m writing this to let all of you female readers to know:

Fuck that “we’re just friends” bullshit, go for the gold

Ignore those douche bags. If you’re tired of being treated like shit, then go for the nice guys

Do you see that nerd? Go for him. You’d be surprised at how happy you may be.

Don’t encourage those douchebags. Just…just don’t do it.

Oh, and one last thing: Fuck that ladder theory.

Omega - Tip of the Sword

It's 1:11am right now, I have a habit of checking the clock and seeing odd times. I know that totally anecdotal evidence, but whatever.  I just had a cathardic experience telling off a female that has been a thorn in my side recently. Sure, I made her into this archtypal girl that pisses me off.

Brand New: I believe you but my Tommy Gun Don't

Summerizes most of what I'm thinking right now. If you're a girl reading this: 

I am the Omega. I'm not going to lie to you and promise you the security society makes you think you want. I respect women enough that they aren't my kids and I won't lie for your comfort unless you make me.  Do whatever you want with me so long as you're honest with yourself.  I'm intelligent, funny, clever, caring, affectionate, passionate, athletic, creative, useful, and in love with life.  I'm also insecure in a very peculiar way, analytical, intimidating, forgetful, speak frankly, and will often find solutions instead of be empathetic unless you tell me.

Girls are ridiculous. They'll fuck over the nice guy who's there for them, and cheat on them.  They'll enjoy their time with a guy instead of their boyfriends, but deny HIM because "they already have a boyfriend".  So get myself a single girl? Or deny myself of a girl I like because she has a boyfriend? 

Fuck that. Omega Out. I'll post more later.

"Damned if you do, damned if you don't" - Greek Dilemma