(8:58:18 AM) Omega: write in that FUCKING blog
(8:58:30 AM) Alpha: Hey
(8:58:32 AM) Alpha: Fuck you
(8:58:34 AM) Alpha: How about that?
(8:58:36 AM) Alpha: You like that?
(8:58:40 AM) Alpha: Here, have another
(8:58:41 AM) Omega: no fuck you
(8:58:41 AM) Alpha: Fuck you
(8:58:49 AM) Omega: lazy fuck
(8:59:11 AM) Omega: Im gonna post as you, and tell the people the truth about alpha, "I'm a lazy fucking cocksucker"
(8:59:33 AM) Omega: hows that gonna feel?
(8:59:45 AM) Alpha: Is that really what our blog is going to become?
So here I am. I’m going to write about what I think of Omega’s last post. Fuck retarded women. My ex-girlfriend fucked me up badly. She turned me from an idealist, helpless romantic to a realistic douche bag. Finally, when she more or less forced me to get rid of her, I attempted to be single for a while. I worked on my school work. I worked on my extracurricular activities. I enjoyed life. But as I became lonely, I attempted to court women. Here came a big problem. I bend over backwards for women. When I like a woman, I will do what I can for them. But this is the problem. Women are idiots. They don’t realize it. They find a nice guy that is better than the others, but they will never date them. This pushes us away. I hate being taken advantage of, and women seem to love to do it.
I was nice to this one girl whom I liked for a while, but she ended up not being able to drop the douche bag she was with. Here’s the kicker: she knows I’m better than he is. She knows this. She even said she would drop him, but never did it. But she keeps me around to do her favors. Fucked up? I think so.
Another example is this one girl who no longer talks to me. I was cordial with her. I liked her. I tried to date her, but she never put down those insecurities that prevented it. I talked with her about these insecurities, and she now no longer talks to me. Do I know exactly why she stopped talking to me? Nope. She just started to ignore me. She’s supposed to be more mature than me. What the Hell is this shit?
So I had an experiment going a bit ago. I was a complete asshole to her. She still called back for more. The problem is, I never made a move. She’s a whore anyway, so I’m glad I never did. But it turns out, if I’m an asshole, I tend to get a female’s attention more so than if I’m a good guy.
Ask any woman what type of guy they are looking for. They will tell you that they want a nice guy. I’ve done this before. Then I looked them in the eyes and say “I’m a nice guy, would you like to watch a movie with me?”. Their answer: You’re a great guy, Alpha, but you’re too much of a friend.
Luckily, I played all of my cards right in my final attempt of getting a girlfriend. She’s an awesome girlfriend, so please don’t think I’m bitter. I’m writing this to let all of you female readers to know:
Fuck that “we’re just friends” bullshit, go for the gold
Ignore those douche bags. If you’re tired of being treated like shit, then go for the nice guys
Do you see that nerd? Go for him. You’d be surprised at how happy you may be.
Don’t encourage those douchebags. Just…just don’t do it.
Oh, and one last thing: Fuck that ladder theory.
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